Rumble in the Dungeon

–"The dead king's tomb. Hmm, spooky and mysterious, but the dead king was rich. There must be a big treasure there."

–"Yeah, right... And traps, too. And monsters. I'm not sure it's a good idea."

–"Well, can't be worse than when we tried to snatch the dragon's eggs, I reckon."

–"Can't be."

The two thieves looked at each other silently for a while.

–"Y'know what? We split, join other adventurers, let 'em do the hard work, then snatch the treasure."