Альтушка для скуфа (An alt girl for skoof)

Dear skoofs! We are pleased to welcome you to the physical version of the Internet resource Skufuslugi, which was developed for use in case of complete Internet outages. Charming ladies will come into your offline life and deliver notifications personally. Collect as many Altooshka ("alt girl") cards as possible and receive government benefits!

Альтушка для скуфа ("An alt girl for skoof") is a simple card game for those who are tired of tank games and want the company of charming girls. Receive the attention of beautiful government-provided girls, collect cards and get victory notifications!

Shuffle the deck of alt girl cards and give each player 4 cards. Place the remaining cards face down on the table, and next to them are the victory notification cards. During your turn, point at any player at the table and ask them if they have any alt girl cards. If so, they will give you all their cards for that alt girl and if not, you will draw a card from a shared deck. Remember that you can only ask about alt girl cards that are in your hands.

When you have collected 4 of the same alt girl card, place them in front of you and tell your friends. Take the top card from the stack of victory notifications. Congratulations, you have received a payout and are closer to winning!

When one player picks up the last card of victory notification, the game is over. Count the number of notifications you have collected from all cards and the winner will be the one with the most number!

-description from the publisher (translated)

NOTE:

SKOOF - In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc.

ALTOOSHKA - literally means alt girl, but in more Russian way. Alt girls are supposed to be girls that wear alternative fashion (goth, emo, etc.), listen to non-mainstream music, and are usually left winged.

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Уважаемые скуфы! Нам отрадно видеть вас на целлюлозно-физической версии интернет-ресурса скуфуслуги.рф, которая была разработана специально на случай тотального отключения интернета. Очаровательные девчушки ворвутся в ваш аналоговый быт и вручат уведомления лично в руки. Собирайте как можно больше альтушек и получайте государственные льготы!

"Альтушка для скуфа" – это простая настольная игра для тех, кто устал от танчиков и нуждается в компании очаровательных барышень. Получите всё внимание красавиц, предоставленных государством, соберите одинаковые карты и получите победные уведомления!